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Meet Our Retirees

We are in a fortunate position where we can provide a sanctuary for many Thoroughbreds.

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Fidelito

2011

Anxious University Professor

Masters in Neuroscience

Corner house in neighborhood to talk to the children

"I am known as Uncle Sheldon"

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I'msoulflattering

2011

Won America's Next Top Model

PhD in Social Services

Modest Suburban home with vacation home in Vail

"I stepped away from the life of glamor to focus on my kids"

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Miss Cheyenne

2018

Cashier

Struggling through Highschool

Lives with older sister

"*crickets*"

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Preseli (IRE)

1997-2021

Retired Math Teacher

Masters in Mathematics

Assisted living and suffers from migraines

"Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to say!"

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Sue's Sweet Girl

2004

Retired Accountant

Masters in Accounting

Shop-Home

"I just wanna live in a world where everything is on sale and wine has no calories"

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Sportin' Epic

2003

Highschool Track Coach

Bachelors in Physical Education

Townhouse by school

"Burpees build character."

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Uno Dancer

2015

Unemployed; trust fund baby

In college but lost athletic scholarship due to injury; major undecided

Frathouse

"No ragrets."

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Include Me Now

2013

Radiologist

Bachelor's in Chemistry, Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine

 

Ranch style home on the outskirts of the big city 

"Ready for a skelfie?!"

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Tough Spot 

2013

Singer

Failed out of grad school and is now trying to find his way in life

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Nashville, TN with 6 roommates

"Some days I need the music and some days I need the lyrics."

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Holy Caballero

2014

Missonary

Bachelor's in Theology

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Clean hostels and couchs

"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do."- Voltaire

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Oh I Know

2003-2022

Retired stay at home mom

Associates in Women's Studies

 

 

Apartment since the divorce

"I'm an independent woman that

don't need no man"

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Moravia

2003

Retired History Professor who nows volunteers at yacht club's jr. sailing program 

PhD in History 

 

Modest home with plenty of modern amenities on the water

"Do not allow history to repeat itself"

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I'm Making Waffles

2019

Not really trying

Middle school

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Never leaves single father's home

"And in the morning can you make me waffles?"

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Tale of Preseli

2013

Currently live off of disability

Bachelor's in Communications

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Lives with her younger sister

"Have you watched the latest episode of the Masked Singer?"

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Silic's Angel 

2013

Admissions

Working through community college: Dental Hygenist

 

Dorms

"I am the angel standing on your shoulder."

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Hog's Hollow

2006

Head Chef

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Culinary Arts degree

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Nice Suburban Home

"What are you? An idiot sandwich?"

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Run Nancy Sue

2015

Mean girl with no friends

Highschool

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Average American home

"Like, why are you so obsessed with me?"- Regina George

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Warning Track

2006

Retired Sports Writer

Bachelor's in Sports Management 

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Quaint Cottage in woods

"Derek Jeter's farewell tour will be the thing I remember most about my career."

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