Meet Our Retirees

Fidelito

2011

Anxious University Professor

Masters in Neuroscience

Corner house in neighborhood to talk to the children

"I am known as Uncle Sheldon"

I'msoulflattering

2011

Won America's Next Top Model

PhD in Social Services

Modest Suburban home with vacation home in Vail

"I stepped away from the life of glamor to focus on my kids"

Miss Cheyenne

2018

Cashier

Struggling through Highschool

Lives with older sister

"*crickets*"

Preseli (IRE)

1997

Retired Math Teacher

Masters in Mathematics

Assisted living and suffers from migraines

"Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to say!"

Sue's Sweet Girl

2004

Retired Accountant

Masters in Accounting

Shop-Home

"I just wanna live in a world where everything is on sale and wine has no calories"

Sportin' Epic

2003

Highschool Track Coach

Bachelors in Physical Education

Townhouse by school

"Burpees build character."

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Uno Dancer

2015

Unemployed; trust fund baby

In college but lost athletic scholarship due to injury; major undecided

Frathouse

"No ragrets."

Oh I Know

2003

Retired stay at home mom

Associates in Women's Studies

Apartment since the divorce

"I'm an independent woman that

don't need no man"