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Meet Our Retirees

We are in a fortunate position where we can provide a sanctuary for many Thoroughbreds.

Retiree Fidelito

Fidelito

2011

Anxious University Professor

Masters in Neuroscience

Corner house in neighborhood to talk to the children

"I am known as Uncle Sheldon"

Retiree I'msoulflattering

I'msoulflattering

2011

Won America's Next Top Model

PhD in Social Services

Modest Suburban home with vacation home in Vail

"I stepped away from the life of glamor to focus on my kids"

Retiree Miss Cheyenne

Miss Cheyenne

2018

Cashier

Struggling through Highschool

Lives with older sister

"*crickets*"

Retiree Preseli

Preseli (IRE)

1997-2021

Retired Math Teacher

Masters in Mathematics

Assisted living and suffers from migraines

"Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to say!"

Retiree Sue's Sweet Girl

Sue's Sweet Girl

2004

Retired Accountant

Masters in Accounting

Shop-Home

"I just wanna live in a world where everything is on sale and wine has no calories"

Retiree Sportin' Epic

Sportin' Epic

2003

Highschool Track Coach

Bachelors in Physical Education

Townhouse by school

"Burpees build character."

Retiree Uno Dancer

Uno Dancer

2015

Unemployed; trust fund baby

 

 

 

In college but lost athletic scholarship due to injury; major undecided

Frathouse

"No ragrets."

Retiree Include Me Now

Include Me Now

2013

Radiologist

 

Bachelor's in Chemistry, Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine

Ranch style home on the outskirts of the big city 

"Ready for a skelfie?!"

Retiree Tough Spot

Tough Spot 

2013-2023

Singer

 

Failed out of grad school and is now trying to find his way in life

Nashville, TN with 6 roommates

"Some days I need the music and some days I need the lyrics."

Retiree Holy Caballero

Holy Caballero

2014

Missonary

 

 

Bachelor's in Theology

Clean hostels and couchs

"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do."- Voltaire

Retiree Highly Favored

Highly Favored

2019

McDonald's with a fake ID

 

 

Middle School but failing 

Trailer Park

"My dad drives a Ram 1500!"

Retiree Oh I Know

Oh I Know

2003-2022

Retired stay at home mom

 

 

Associates in Women's Studies

Apartment since the divorce

"I'm an independent woman that

don't need no man"

Retiree Moravia

Moravia

2003-2023

Retired History Professor who nows volunteers at yacht club's jr. sailing program 

 

PhD in History 

Modest home with plenty of modern amenities on the water

"Do not allow history to repeat itself"

Retiree I'm Making Waffles

I'm Making Waffles

2019

Not really trying

 

 

Middle school

Never leaves single father's home

"And in the morning can you make me waffles?"

Retiree Tale of Preseli

Tale of Preseli

2013

Currently live off of disability

 

 

Bachelor's in Communications

Lives with her younger sister

"Have you watched the latest episode of the Masked Singer?"

Trojan Nation and a banana

Trojan Nation

2013

Trust fund baby who opened an automotive shop with predominantly female clientele 

Bachelor's from University of Southern California

In a boat house

"Nothing will ever beat a good banana" 

Retiree Silic's Angel

Silic's Angel 

2013

Admissions

 

Working through community college: Dental Hygenist

Dorms

"I am the angel standing on your shoulder."

Retiree Hog's Hollow

Hog's Hollow

2006

Head Chef

 

 

 

 

Culinary Arts degree

Nice Suburban Home

"What are you? An idiot sandwich?"

Retiree Run Nancy Sue

Run Nancy Sue

2015

Mean girl with no friends

 

Highschool

Average American home

"Like, why are you so obsessed with me?"- Regina George

Retiree Warning Track

Warning Track

2006-2023

Retired Sports Writer

 

 

Bachelor's in Sports Management 

Quaint Cottage in woods

"Derek Jeter's farewell tour will be the thing I remember most about my career."

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